I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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