Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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