This girl is more easily done than said...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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