He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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