Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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