Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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