She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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