I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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