About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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