Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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