'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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