its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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