why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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