last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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