Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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