How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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