We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just found a bag of teeth...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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