I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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