People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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