Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
they call him Oral-B. enough said
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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