well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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