? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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