i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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