I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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