your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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