even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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