when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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