I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
