would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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