Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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