Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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