I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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