everyone is single if you try hard enough
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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