Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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