hell yes lets make some ravioli
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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