So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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