True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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