id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he fucked my hip out of place.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
NoShamevember. You game?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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