i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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