I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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