At least make sure they are 18
Why
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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