Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
