If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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