Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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