I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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