When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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