I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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