do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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