your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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