if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
