I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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