ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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