In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You did what with his pubic hair?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
