Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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