I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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