did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My vagina is officially offended.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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